Donna Martin Graduates . . . and Yet . . .

Meh news all around:

First, according to OK!, there's talk of a Project Runway All-Stars season or special. Because those always work out so well.

Second, Tori Spelling seems to be bullying her way into 90210. I feel bad about this: I like Tori, but I feel like she's become kind of a freak since hooking up with Dean McDermott, and I never cared one way or another about Donna. Plus, most importantly, we know from Degrassi: The Next Generation, that it's boring and sucky when the original cast members return.

More Project Runway Weirdness

This is maybe the strangest thing I've read about Project Runway lately -- and that's saying a lot. Nina Garcia, who was apparently ousted from Elle last month, and may have recently landed a job at Marie-Claire, is apparently back at Elle, but just through Project Runway's fifth season (this summer!).

Do You Want Fries with that F-Bomb?

Dear Jenny,

I think you've been watching Top Chef this entire f!@#ing season, so I hope that you can explain this s!@# to me: when did this g!@d!@# show get so f!@#ing crazy? I saw, here and there, some of that Andrew a!@hole and I can tell that he's a loose f!@#ing cannon, a real s!@#disturber. I had also read that Bravo was a little embarrassed by all the profanity. Even so, I was shocked -- absof!@#inglutely shocked -- by what I saw of last night's episode. The judges' table was f!@#ing bananas. "Those b!@$#es burnt my motherf!@#ing rice!" Are you kidding me?

Is it always like that? How have I missed this? Is it hard to take week after week or does it just get funnier?

Also, settle a bet for me: Lisa and Zoi -- same person?

F1!@# you!

Love,

-- Pete

Today in Project Runway CRISIS

Holy crap! I think NBC Universal just won. No, not the silly lawsuit, but the real battle for the soul -- the soul -- of Project Runway: Magical Elves, the company that produces Project Runway, is staying with NBC Universal. So, although the Weinsteins and Lifetime get the show and Heidi Klum and Tim Gunn, they've got to find someone just as good to shape the show. Interesting.

Project Runway Update

The New York Post has a clarification of last week's rumor that Project Runway's seventh season (ie, the first one on Lifetime, the one that will premiere in November) will shoot in LA. Yes, the bulk of the show will be filmed in Los Angeles, but the finale will be shot at New York fashion week. A slightly more interesting bit of information hidden in the article: season six is already in production and will air in July. So I guess we don't really have to worry about the nasty NBC Universal lawsuit slowing things down. Yet.

Breaking News: Project Runway Moves to LA?

According to Entertainment Weekly, Project Runway will shoot in Los Angeles for season 6 (ie, the first season on Lifetime). What is going on? Wait -- do I care?

Project Runway Crisis Watch

The New York Observer reports on the brewing Project Runway crisis here. The question now is whether the show can survive the jump from hip (I guess), young(ish) Bravo Television for Gay Men to frumpy, middle-aged Lifetime Television for Women. 

Can't Talk Now. The Paper Is On!

Dear Peter,

I don't know what to tell you. It won’t surprise you to learn that I haven’t been watching Step It Up and etc. (See my open letter to the networks, You Have Grossly Overestimated My Interest in Dancing Shows [2006])* Mostly, I can’t get past the title. Why not Step Up and Dance? What, exactly, is the It? Is it the same thing as That Way (See Backstreet Boys, How I Want It)? Or is it the same thing as That (See Meatloaf, I'll Do Anything for Love, But). I don’t know, maybe I’ll give it a try. You did introduce  me to the incestuous pelvis-grinding horror that is Your Momma Don’t Dance, and that’s wonderful.

Have to go now. Amanda has a new nose!

Love,

Jenny

*(cf. You Have Grossly Overestimated My Interest in Celebrity Poker [2004] and You Have Grossly Ovestimated My Interest in Hairdressers and Fitness Trainers [2005])

I Hope I Get It

Dear Jenny,

I'm starting to think that maybe Step It Up and Dance is a good show, which scares me, like I might be overlooking something egregious. Remember when you liked Joe Lieberman so much? It's like that.

Yes, this show is definitely a Project Runway clone, but I'm finding it to be a well-conceived, and relatively well-executed one. Casting is good -- both judges and dancetestants -- and so far hasn't interfered with the competition. I don't get the feeling I sometimes do on say Top Chef that people are being sent home strictly for being uninteresting to the producers, and not because of lack of talent, or that others (ie, Wendy Pepper) are being kept around for story's sake.

A few minor quibbles . . . I wish it were edited better. The performances are a little hard to follow because the cuts are so choppy and disorienting. I wish sometimes the camera would just sit somewhere on a relatively wide shot so we could see the damned footwork, already.

I'm not sure I agree with the strange and confusing multi-tiered challenge process. In fact, I'm not sure I can explain it. Here goes, however: first there is a challenge. Then the dancetestants are divided into winning and losing teams. Then each team has to compete in a further challenge, with the best of the winning team being named winner for the week -- which comes with immunity from elimination for the following week -- while the worst of the losing team is sent home, or wherever out of work dancers go [insert your own queeny joke here]. The problem with this is that it seems unfair -- the very worst dancer in that second, critical challenge could be someone from the winning team.

This week, though, threw out that structure -- for good, we can hope. This was another week in which hip hop dancing has been a big feature. (The first week featured freestyling, as well as . . . wait for it . . . Scary Spice.) Fine by me, but I'm not sure I understand why -- will we see a lot of other types of dance in the future? Are we trying to find the most well-rounded dancer or someone who's just really spectacular at a few different types? This seems like a question that Top Chef and others have struggled with in the past and never resolved . . . and, I don't think I care. It was fun to watch. At least a handful of these people are just really talented.

Elizabeth Berkley is very good, so far -- she's like Heidi Klum, only imagine if Heidi Klum expressed emotions other than disdain. This week, Elizabeth brought the dancetestants muffins and coffee (and possibly other pastries -- it was a little awkward) and then broke out crying. It was really touching and strange.

Work it, cousin!

-- Pete

Project Runway CRISIS, Day 2

Here's a good, dishy summary of the latest developments in the fashion trial of the century:

http://www.realityblurred.com/realitytv/archives/project_runway_6/2008_Apr_07_lifetime_move_details

To recap: the Weinstein brothers, who produce Project Runway, are moving it to Lifetime Television for Women.  NBC Universal, the parent company of Bravo Television for Gay Men, is freaking out.  There are motions and briefs and I'm not sure what all else, because the Weinsteins may have violated their contract with NBC, which, according to NBC, called for five seasons and right of first refusal after that.  Furthermore, there may have been deception in play when the Weinsteins asked Bravo to air season five this summer, apparently to make way for a Lifetime premiere in November.

Also, it's possible the Weinsteins were motivated by disgust at all the hideous Project Runway knock-offs Bravo has been dumping on the air (see Top Design and that one with Susie Essman that I never completely understood).  No word (yet!) on whether Harvey and Bob dislike Work-Out as much as you and I do. 

So, in conclusion, this could be very good news for fans (if the deal goes through), because it would mean a new season as soon as June, followed by another one in November.  Or it could be very bad news, if the lawsuit ties things up and no one produces anything (other than another worthless season of Real Douchebags of New York City).  -- Pete