Let My People Go
Dear Peter,
Well, it’s time for my annual review of Passover foods. We’re only two days into Passover and already the matzah, eggs, and cheese have formed such a concretion in my stomach it’s showing through my pants. Here are some things I plan to put on top if it:
Shkedia Kosher for Passover Chocolate Covered Coffee Beans
I just ate, like, twenty of these. So good so good so good so
good so good IthinkIneed toshavemyteethandtweezeoffmyeyebrows. Coffee beans!
This was the big loser this year. I can’t really blame the
manufacturer — they’re exactly what it says they are: cinnamon matzo snacks. I
guess I was expecting cinnamon sugar. There’s cinnamon, all right, but they’re not
sweet at all. The effect is sort of like spiced acoustic tile. Won’t buy these
again.
My Matzah Lasagne
Remember, early this year, when I got that infection on my ankle that was so bad I had to go to the hospital? That’s what this looks like.
-- Jenny


