Do You Want Fries with that F-Bomb?

Dear Jenny,

I think you've been watching Top Chef this entire f!@#ing season, so I hope that you can explain this s!@# to me: when did this g!@d!@# show get so f!@#ing crazy? I saw, here and there, some of that Andrew a!@hole and I can tell that he's a loose f!@#ing cannon, a real s!@#disturber. I had also read that Bravo was a little embarrassed by all the profanity. Even so, I was shocked -- absof!@#inglutely shocked -- by what I saw of last night's episode. The judges' table was f!@#ing bananas. "Those b!@$#es burnt my motherf!@#ing rice!" Are you kidding me?

Is it always like that? How have I missed this? Is it hard to take week after week or does it just get funnier?

Also, settle a bet for me: Lisa and Zoi -- same person?

F1!@# you!

Love,

-- Pete