Arggh!!

I'm still really upset about Gilmore Girls, but this cheered me up:

http://www.cbs.com/primetime/pirate_master/bios/john.shtml

It's Mark Burnett and CBS's new reality show, Pirate Master (no, really), which looks sort of like Survivor meets Waterworld meets the Ren Faire.  One of the contestants is a woman named Jupiter.   The hot, wet mess premieres May 31.