Tussin!

Hi Special Special Cousin Oscar Day Cousin!

Simon says it's because she's pizza and he's salad! Hi cousin! I'm on a lot of cough syrup today. That, in fact, makes me think of you and the Oscars, too, on account of that one Oscar night I combined several French 75s and an overgenerous dose of Wal-Tussin, fell asleep on the living room floor in a puddle of my own drool before Best Picture, then woke up, locked myself in the bathroom, and gave a half-hour Oscar acceptance speech to the mirror.

I think that was the same year Titanic won and you shotgunned beers on the back porch in disgust.

Anyway. I hope the awards go your way this year. I'm just glad Borat got something, and hope it wins.

-- Jenny