"Bad Alibis"

Dear Jenny,

I hate myself for missing the premiere of Gay, Straight or Taken? last night on Lifetime.  I feel like I should hate you instead, though.  Isn't this exactly the sort of show you watch?  Why didn't you tell me about it in advance? 

While I sulk and plot revenge, I'm consoling myself with this really funny review from Troy Patterson.  Patterson is a good writer and reviewer, but recently, I noticed, he's gotten very, very good.  This article is about as funny as it gets. 

I have seen a few episodes of MTV Exposed.  I don't want to talk about it. 

Love,

--Pete