Dear Jenny,
I hate myself for missing the premiere of Gay, Straight or Taken? last night on Lifetime. I feel like I should hate you instead, though. Isn't this exactly the sort of show you watch? Why didn't you tell me about it in advance?
While I sulk and plot revenge, I'm consoling myself with this really funny review from Troy Patterson. Patterson is a good writer and reviewer, but recently, I noticed, he's gotten very, very good. This article is about as funny as it gets.
I have seen a few episodes of MTV Exposed. I don't want to talk about it.
Love,
--Pete
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