Dear Peter,
Well, this week we all learned about the importance of hair. It was a lesson not lost on me. We just ended the Three Weeks, a period of Jewish mourning that includes restrictions on showering. Toward the end, my hair looked like a bear rug that needed a good vacuuming. Did you know that once it gets to a certain point of build-up, Dep turns opaque? The Friday night right before the end, you're supposed to be granted a vision of the world to come in your dreams. I dreamt of hair gel. I'm not making it up.
Sadly, gel was not enough to save Bradley, though I agree that the Tresemme did help matters. I also think he might still be around if he'd shaved, though, no, now I'm picturing the outfit again, no, nothing could help that. He seems very nice, though, and I'm sorry to see him go.
I could not be happier about Michael's well-deserved win. His model just looked wonderful. Remember, in the 70s, when Jewish girls got fro perms? Is this something I should consider?
Bouncing and behaving,
Jenny
P.S. My favorite line was from DVF: "In my day I wore a lot of hot pants. And those are great hot pants."
P.P.S. My theory on the models is they're getting more screen time this season because they're more diverse and without them the cast is way too whitey-white, no?
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